Mom would have told me not to point any firearm at a person holding a camera, but she was an absentee cretin of a mothershake and didn't raise me right (or at all).

Without proper female guidance, I decided the other day that it was time to turn some of my ill-gotten spoils into a 2003 SAR-1 from the fine folks at aimsurplus.com . No more pointing the poor-man's SKS at people holding cameras - I was going to move up in the world!

It's a fine semi-automatic weapon - feeds high-capacity magazines flawlessly, instills decency and courtesy in the passerby, and more.

Rats even love it!

Get yours today, if it's legal in your state of residence.

If not, move. I did.